Hold on to your hats – this is big.
The crocodile from Birmingham Rep’s 2007 production of Peter Pan can be hired by schools, youth theatres or amateur dramatic societies for as little as £30 per week.
Apparently it can be operated by as few as three people. Three! That’s a tenner each for a WEEK!
You’ll have to get in quick, I’m thinking of ditching the Christmas tree this year and installing this bad boy in my house over the festive period instead.